February 2012
blainevines:
i wonder what i’d be doing right now if i had never made a tumblr
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GAH. Times like these I wish crashcourse was over more recent american history.
sigh.
Tomorrow at school my history class has to do a mock trial oh yeah also they’re bringing in a real judge and it’s the teacher’s dad SO THAT’S COOL and I have to basically showcase the native american viewpoint of andrew jackson
WHEN AM I EVER EMOTIONAL OVER APPROPRIATE THINGS
I AM SO...
onedirectionismypatronus:
roses are red
violets are blue
harry take off your pants
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alivebycandlelights:
he’s the reason for the teardrops on my computer’s keyboard
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
darkandchaos:
burn my school and i’ll promo you
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thewishingspell:
even his teeth are so cute in HQ god help me
cerealkillerquinn:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
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andersonsblaine:
when has someone’s sexuality ever been relevant when it comes to shipping them with someone else
In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: well shit
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
d3adsetonagetaway:
i’m so unattractive it’s actually painful
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Me: Why are rock stars so cool ?
Me: ... Because they have so many FANS
Me: HAHAHAAHA
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lemunplej:
how do I tell someone to fuck off and leave me alone without being mean
“you just do” -my brother
gay test →
and the only way out is through the
PERFUME DEPARTMENT
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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why do people feel the need to push their religion on others
like excuse you
you’re dumbing up my front door
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oh my god CAN I JUST BE YOUR FRIEND
I have 3 different personalities.
headab0vethewater:
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
SAMESIES guys.
That song on your ipod you ALWAYS skip but NEVER...
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Every Time I Go Out In Public
harry potter does not deserve an oscar
87daysbefore:
said it
Your last dancing GIF in your folder will be your...
thegifinyourfolder:
Nope.
BANG.
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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Morgan Freeman
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adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me